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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 23:42
No go.
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
What sets porcini mushrooms apart from other types of mushrooms, such as button mushrooms?
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Do you wear tights for warmth or to make your legs look better?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
What is the difference in doing a hot rail and just smoking a bowl?
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
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So they tried
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
Is dating in college necessary? Why and why not?
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No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
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share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...